*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal
what exactly is going on
Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
Don’t talk to me unless you’re handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage
I sense an extreme amount of sass