meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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tylerchokely:

kingsindbad:

fistingmyself:

hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal

what exactly is going on

sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

panic-at-the-dildos:

Don’t talk to me unless you’re handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage

panic-at-the-dildos:

Don’t talk to me unless you’re handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage

theplottinghoofbeast:

I sense an extreme amount of sass

theplottinghoofbeast:

I sense an extreme amount of sass

memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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